Day 2 - Mon 16th March - Drugs and shit paper

Knob heads have begun harvesting the supermarkets, time to wash your hands..

I am on drugs, not the fun sort, but the sort you need to suppress your immune system in order to keep you’re dodgy skin condition under control. This is a bad thing when pandemics occur as they put you in the higher risk category, which is a bit of a bastard if truth be told. Attended my regular six month check-up today and I’ve been advised to continue with the meds and see how this whole situation plays out.

Advice included wash hands thoroughly, reduce contact where necessary, wear some deodorant you stinky bastard the usual stuff. There goes the new body unless somehow discipline can be maintained which isn’t one of my strong suits. In fact if it needed a description it would be one of my shit suits made of crushed purple velvet with a worn through crotch.

Idiots go harvesting...

Popped into **Wilko and all of the tissues, sanitizers and toilet paper had been harvested by idiots. It’s not like this thing gives you the shits or lives on the end of my cock so not sure why this behaviour is occurring. The assumption is the knob heads out there are acting Beavis when he demands toilet paper for his bung hole.

**Wilko – A hotch potch of a British superstore frequented by deodorant objectors sporting hairy facial warts.

Boris starts his broadcasts, personally not really arsed but the Mrs Ap. is glued to the set and will be every night I suspect, it’s all setup up in game show format similar to pointless which is ironic. Although he’s a bit of a buffoon it’s preferable to have Boris heading this up than Jez Corbyn.

Local co-op had some cleared shelves but not many, mainly bread, pasta and bum paper. Wine stocks continue to be at an acceptable level. Who are all of these idiots clearing the shelves? That’s the thing, being stupid is akin to being dead, you aren’t aware of it then it’s the people closest that feel the pain.

#Pandemic #BumPaperIdiots #DaveApocalypse