Day 1 - Sun 15th March - The McEnroe Disagreement

This is a true (ish) comedy blog (hopefully) account from when this whole shit show pandemic began.

Welcome one and all, hopefully you'll enjoy my blog. This has been setup having recorded this entire shit show from the perspective of an ordinary bloke going about his business in downtown wherever. Its personal, its hard work and it's tongue in cheek but now its time to share. This has affected anyone and pretty much everyone...

First episode so how exciting is that! Let’s keep it brief until I get into the swing of things. Italy appears to be in a hell of a state so maybe this is payback for the Catholic Church misdemeanours that appear to have been widespread based on recent documentary viewing. Maybe it’s God taking revenge for all of the butchered Christians at the Coliseum?

McEnroe is displeased

Fortunately my nationality is British and history shows we had none of this barbaric behaviour and certainly everything was above board in the whole African colonisation.

Phone call received from my brother, his current squeeze has been told to prepare for war time in A&E. Basically tough decisions to treat the youngest or those with the best chance of survival. Unlike McEnroe this could be serious….

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