If you’re easily offended then this book isn’t for you, unless you get your sexual gratification by being easily offended. In which case fill your boots and prepare to have wet knickers. Now does anyone need a cuddle or a back rub before we get started? No, well hold onto your hats, tits and nuts then we’ll get this show on the road.

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First ten days will get posted then as it runs through there will be random days published.....feel free to share on whatever mindless social media platform you prefer staring at on your phone...