An idiot with a keyboard and I'm not afraid to use it. Welcome to my musings.
Pandemic's eh?
What a pain the arse...
This is me -They call me Dave
My name is Dave, I earn cash pissing about with computers for my paid job, rent a few houses as a friendly nice landlord (true story), part time football coach and a full time high end gigolo.
Mainly in charge of fun and the bins at my castle, although sometimes I do forget the bins. No idea how this is going to go, whether boredom will prevail or if I have the necessary discipline to complete this journal to its natural conclusion through this unusual situation.
Pandemic Writing
Casual use of the C bomb
Nudity Zombies
Trump Masturbation Drug references
I advise absolutely no-one
but I am really keen to secure a publishing deal or any free cash.
There has always been a desire to write a book or a novel if you will. The blocker was always the story arc around which to craft my words. The intent was to have a zombie based apocalypse theme, thankfully due to some idiot fucking a bat or whatever, the arc fell right into my stained lap. There are no excuses to be found here if you are easily offended, my stance very much replicates Ricky Gervais opinion on the topic.
The initial entries in the journal were not written as well as later longer pieces however these have been included in their raw / shit state to reflect what was happening at that time. My voice was found at around day twenty which is when the day drinking began. and the expletives hit an upward trajectory.
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This is my blog so welcome to Journal-H19 - The musings of Dave Apocalypse.
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** All opinions are my own and all names have been changed to protect the guilty and moronic.
*** Contains liberal use of the word c**t also may contain nuts and other allergens.
**** A tongue in cheek bit of fun except when it isn’t, no offence is intended except when it is.
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